We Celebrities Are Desperate Pigs.

Direct Confrontation, Direct Conversation Is Real Respect. And It's Amazing How Many People Get That.

The Skills That We Have Are The Actual Magic Skills - Not The Performing Skills. We Have To Separate Those. But The Actual Skills That Make The Tricks Work, We Don't Get To Use Again.

Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's Ever Lived. Nobody Touches Him.

The Only Place We Were Really Told To Tone It Down - Where Other People Would Use The Word Censorship, But I Wouldn't - Was When We Did Mtv Right After The Beavis And Butt-head Thing.

Love And Respect All People. Hate And Destroy All Faith.