We Can Choose Our Family. We Can't

With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.

By The End Of The Semester [in The High School] I Was The Only One Up In Front Of The Class Everyday. Actually I Could Have Passed The Class Four Times Over Because Every Time You Got In Front Of The Class You Got Extra Credit.that Was The Only Class I Got An A In And It Was The Funniest Report Card Because It Read Speech - A But Everything Else Was Just D, D, D, D.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

Tv And Film For Me Are Not As Exciting As The Live Stand-up Show And Getting The Immediate Reaction Of The Crowd. Tv Is A Lot Of Hurry Up And Wait For Your Shot And Less Immediate Reaction From People.

I Have No Talent When It Comes To Pianos Or Guitars Or Any Of That, Even Karaoke. For Karaoke, I Have To Be Wasted To Get Up There And Sing.