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Bobby Kennedy And Nelson Rockefeller Are Having A Row, Ostensibly Over The Plight Of New York's Mentally Retarded, A Loose Definition Of Which Would Include Everyone In New York Who Voted For Bobby Kennedy Or Nelson Rockefeller.

Old Ladies Photographed By Cbs Who Announced That They Would Die Of Malnutrition If Reagan's Bill Were Passed Could Probably Have Saved Themselves Their Impending Penury By The Simple Device Of Applying To The American Federation Of Television And Radio Artists For Scale Every Time They Were Featured By Dan Rather Or Whoever.

The Majority Of The Senior Class Of Vassar Does Not Desire My Company And I Must Confess, Having Read Specimens Of Their Thought And Sentiments, That I Do Not Desire The Company Of The Majority Of The Senior Class Of Vassar.

A Good Debater Is Not Necessarily An Effective Vote-getter: You Can Find A Hole In Your Opponent's Argument Through Which You Could Drive A Coach And Four Ringing Jingle Bells All The Way, And Thrill At The Crystallization Of A Truth Wrung Out From A Bloody Dialogue - Which, However, May Warm Only You And Your Muse, While The Smiling Paralogist Has In The Meantime Made Votes By The Tens Of Thousands.

The Government Of The United States, Under Lyndon Johnson, Proposes To Concern Itself Over The Quality Of American Life. And This Is Something Very New In The Political Theory Of Free Nations. The Quality Of Life Has Heretofore Depended On The Quality Of The Human Beings Who Gave Tone To That Life, And They Were Its Priests And Its Poets, Not Its Bureaucrats.