We Are Monkeys. We Like To Chatter.

Tourist, Rincewind Decided, Meant ‘idiot.

He Moved In A Way That Suggested He Was Attempting The World Speed Record For The Nonchalant Walk.

Quit While You're A Head, That's What I Say.

Granny Was An Old-fashioned Witch. She Didn’t Do Good For People, She Did Right By Them.

Quick, Someone's Coming! Look Real!