We Are Like People With Short-term Leases

The Young Do Not Need God, And The Old Cannot Find Him.

We Are All Such A Waste Of Our Potential, Like Three-way Lamps Using One-way Bulbs.

People Keep Telling Us About Their Love Affairs, When What We Really Want To Know Is How Much Money They Make And How They Manage On It.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.

Even Cowards Can Endure Hardship; Only The Brave Can Endure Suspense.