We Are Happy When We Have Family,

We Are Happy When We Have Family, We Are Happy When We Have Friends And Almost All The Other Things We Think Make Us Happy Are Actually Just Ways Of Getting More Family And Friends.

I Think Good Things Are Happening To Me And Will Continue. I Am Not Optimistic About The Rest Of The Species, But I'm So Blessed, It's Almost Scary. I'm Sorry To Disappoint You, But I Have A Wildly Sunny Disposition. I Love To Laugh.

Arthritic Toothless People Who Love Orgasms Are More Likely To Reproduce Than Are Limber, Toothy People Who Do Not.

Why Isn’t It Fun To Watch A Videotape Of Last Night’s Football Game Even When We Don’t Know Who Won? Because The Fact That The Game Has Already Been Played Precludes The Possibility That Our Cheering Will Somehow Penetrate The Television, Travel Through The Cable System, Find Its Way To The Stadium, And Influence The Trajectory Of The Ball As It Hurtles Toward The Goalposts!

Human Beings Are Works In Progress That Mistakenly Think They’re Finished. The Person You Are Right Now Is As Transient, As Fleeting And As Temporary As All The People You’re Ever Been. The One Constant In Our Lives Is Change.