We Are Better Off Not Knowing How

Be Polite; Write Diplomatically; Even In A Declaration Of War One Observes The Rules Of Politeness.

God Has A Special Providence For Fools, Drunks, And The United States Of America.

Never Fight With Russian. On Your Every Stratagem They Answer Unpredictable Stupidity.

The Americans Are A Very Lucky People. They're Bordered To The North And South By Weak Neighbors, And To The East And West By Fish.

Faust Complained About Having Two Souls In His Breast, But I Harbor A Whole Crowd Of Them And They Quarrel. It Is Like Being In A Republic.