We Are All Slaves To The Shining

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.

Women, Somehow, Have The Same Fear Of Witty Men As Of Fireworks.

Reputations, Like Beavers And Cloaks, Shall Last Some People Twice The Time Of Others.

The Blackest Of Fluid Is Used As An Agent To Enlighten The World.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.