We Are A Nation Of Laws, Not

I Can Hear Her Thunder, She's Coming After Me, Thunder Thighs.

If It Was Up To Me, If You Uttered The Word 'gun Control,' We'd Put You In Jail.

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

We Hunt And Fish Or We'll Go Nuts Dealing With The Criminal Behavior Of Our Elected Officials.