We [americans] Are Not A Freedom-loving People

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

I Would Never Want To Be A Member Of A Group Whose Symbol Was A Guy Nailed To Two Pieces Of Wood.

When Fascism Comes To America, It Will Not Be In Brown And Black Shirts. It Will Not Be With Jack-boots. It Will Be Nike Sneakers And Smiley Shirts. Germany Lost The Second World War. Fascism Won It. Believe Me, My Friend.