We Always Keep God Waiting While We

We Sometimes Laugh From Ear To Ear, But It Would Be Impossible For A Smile To Be Wider Than The Distance Between Our Eyes.

Our Expression And Our Words Never Coincide, Which Is Why The Animals Don't Understand Us.

The Man Who Can Make Others Laugh Secures More Votes For A Measure Than The Man Who Forces Them To Think.

Chins Are Exclusively A Human Feature, Not To Be Found Among The Beasts. Ithey Had Chins, Most Animals Would Look Like Each Other.

The Ears Are The Last Feature To Age.