We All Think We're Going To Get

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.

My Mom Ate Every Piece Of Butter In The Midwest, She Lived Till She Was 90. And My Dad, He Smoked, He Drank - We Finally Just Had To Kill Him.

Weight Is A Glanduar Thing, As Well As An Emotional Thing.

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

My Inspiration Is Coming More And More From The Way I Feel And The Gratitude I Feel. The Older You Get The More Humility You Have.