We All Give Ourselves A Lot Of

All The Women Are Going Around Saying, "oh, We're Just Friends, We're Just Friends," But The Guy's Going, "yeah, We're Friends, But As Soon As She Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend, I'm Hoping To Move In."

The Rules Of Parenting Have Changed. By The Modern Definition, We Were A Generation Of Neglected Children.

If We're All Going To Die, Shouldn't We Be Enjoying Ourselves Now?

I Worked Offshore As An Oil Worker For A Couple Of Years.

I've Never Been A Guy Who Had More Than A Toe In Hollywood Anyway, So My Toe Is More Easily Lopped Off Than Most.