Waste Neither Time Nor Money, But Make

Epitaph On A Scolding Wife By Her Husband: Here My Poor Bridget's Corpse Doth Lie, She Is At Rest - And So Am I!

None Are Deceived But They That Confide.

The Best Thing To Give To Your Enemy Is Forgiveness; To An Opponent, Tolerance; To A Friend, Your Heart; To Your Child, A Good Example; To A Father, Deference; To Your Mother, Conduct That Will Make Her Proud Of You; To Yourself, Respect; To All Others, Charity.

I Fear The Man Who Drinks Water And So Remembers This Morning What The Rest Of Us Said Last Night

Distrust And Caution Are The Parents Of Security.