Was This Some New Level Of Depravity?

If You Won’t Marry Me For The Sake Of Your Own Honor, Then Do It For The Sake Of Everyone Who Would Have To Tolerate Me Otherwise. Marry Me Because I Need Someone Who Will Help Me To Laugh At Myself. Because Someone Has To Teach Me How To Whistle. Marry Me, Lillian… Because I Have The Most Irresistible Fascination For Your Ears.

Oh, I Have A Very Pure Soul. It's Only My Private Parts That Have Gotten Me Into Trouble".

Friends Are The Support Bras Of Life.

Weddings Are Never About The Bride And Groom, Weddings Are Public Platforms For Dysfunctional Families.

But Sometimes Normal Just Isn't Happening. Sometimes Crazy Feels Too Good To Resist.