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When You Want To Fool The World, Tell The Truth.

The Americans Are A Very Lucky People. They're Bordered To The North And South By Weak Neighbors, And To The East And West By Fish.

Not Even The King Himself Has The Right To Subordinate The Interests Of His Country To His Own Feelings Of Love Or Hatred Towards Strangers; He Is, However, Responsible Towards God And Not To Me If He Does So, And Therefore On This Point I Am Silent.

Vanity Is A Mortgage That Must Be Deducted From The Value Of A Man.

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.