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Australia Is A Huge Rest Home, Where No Unwelcome News Is Ever Wafted On To The Pages Of The Worst Newspapers In The World.

Every Woman Knows That, Regardless Of All Her Other Achievements, She Is A Failure If She Is Not Beautiful.

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Even Crushed Against His Brother In The Tube The Average Englishman Pretends Desperately That He Is Alone.

We Can't Change The Moon But We Can Live In Harmony With Its Tides, And We Can Make Some Ripples Of Our Own.