War Is Sweet To Those Who Have

They May Attack Me With An Army Of Six Hundred Syllogisms; And If I Do Not Recant, They Will Proclaim Me A Heretic.

At Last Concluded That No Creature Was More Miserable Than Man, For That All Other Creatures Are Content With Those Bounds That Nature Set Them, Only Man Endeavors To Exceed Them.

Ask A Wise Man To Dinner And He'll Upset Everyone By His Gloomy Silence Or Tiresome Questions. Invite Him To A Dance And You'll Have A Camel Prancing About. Haul Him Off To A Public Entertainment And His Face Will Be Enough To Spoil The People's Entertainment.

Amongst The Learned The Lawyers Claim First Place, The Most Self-satisfied Class Of People, As They Roll Their Rock Of Sisyphus And String Together Six Hundred Laws In The Same Breath, No Matter Whether Relevant Or Not, Piling Up Opinion On Opinion And Gloss On Gloss To Make Their Profession Seem The Most Difficult Of All. Anything Which Causes Trouble Has Special Merit In Their Eyes.

I Doubt If A Single Individual Could Be Found From The Whole Of Mankind Free From Some Form Of Insanity. The Only Difference Is One Of Degree. A Man Who Sees A Gourd And Takes It For His Wife Is Called Insane Because This Happens To Very Few People.