War Is Delightful To Those Who Have

[n]o Party Is Any Fun Unless Seasoned With Folly.

It Seems To Me To Be The Best Proof Of An Evangelical Disposition, That Persons Are Not Angry When Reproached, And Have A Christian Charity For Those That Ill Deserve It.

Modern Church Music Is So Constructed That The Congregation Cannot Hear One Distinct Word.

Frugality Is A Handsome Income.

They May Attack Me With An Army Of Six Hundred Syllogisms; And If I Do Not Recant, They Will Proclaim Me A Heretic.