[w]ithout Humour You Cannot Run A Sweetie-shop,

An Atheist Is A Man Who Has No Invisible Means Of Support.

Civilisation Is A Conspiracy.

Most True Points Are Fine Points. There Never Was A Dispute Between Mortals Where Both Sides Hadn't A Bit Of Right.

Bethink You Of The Blessedness. Every Wife Is Like The Mother Of God And Has The Hope Of Bearing A Saviour Of Mankind.

That Is The Supreme Value Of History. The Study Of It Is The Best Guarantee Against Repeating It.