Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

The Price Of Telling Your Troubles Is Having To Listen To Advice.

Confess To The Misdeeds You Cannot Hide.

The Sorrow Of Not Being Movie Stars Overwhelms Millions.

Paradise Endangered: Garden Snakes And Mice Are Appearing In The Shadowy Corners Of Dutch Old Master Paintings.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.