Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

Imagination Has Rules, But We Can Only Guess What They Are.

Vanity Well Fed Is Benevolent. Vanity Hungry Is Spiteful.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.

I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Supposed To Be Looked After By Others, Like Children And Pets.