Vimes's Lack Of Interest In Other People's

Hello, Inner Child, I'm The Inner Babysitter!

The Gods Of The Disc Have Never Bothered Much About Judging The Souls Of The Dead, And So People Only Go To Hell If That's Where They Believe, In Their Deepest Heart, That They Deserve To Go. Which They Won't Do If They Don't Know About It. This Explains Why It Is So Important To Shoot Missionaries On Sight.

It Was Raining In The Small, Mountainous Country Of Llamedos. It Was Always Raining In Llamedos. Rain Was The Country's Main Export. It Had Rain Mines.

One Person Is Nothing. Two People Are A Nation.

Most Horses Don't Walk Backwards Voluntarily, Because What They Can't See Doesn't Exist.