Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby

This Fruity Pebble That Ya Dealin' With, I Ain't Ya Average Jabroni. I'm Like A Big Purple Pinwheel, Rock, So Go Ahead And Blow Me.

Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

What I Want To Do Is, I Want To Put Together A Nice List Of Those Guys Who I Really Did Admire When I Was Growing Up, Listening To Names Like Lord Finesse.

A Lot Of The Artists That Are Coming Out Right Now Are Sticking To The Formula Of Guns, Drugs, Money, All That Other Stuff. I'm Not From The 'hood, I've Never Been Arrested, I Never Shot Anybody, I Never Sold Drugs.

To Succeed, I Have To Believe Every Night, In My Heart, That I Am The Best.