Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

You Smell Like Crap So I Know You Don't Like Soap.

Vince Mcmahon Owns Me.

Winning The Royal Rumble Is As Big An Accomplishment As Anything.

Thou Fail To Perceive Mineself!