Very Few People Can Afford To Be

I Can Forgive Alfred Nobel For Having Invented Dynamite, But Only A Fiend In Human Form Could Have Invented The Nobel Prize.

I Am Enclosing Two Tickets To The First Night Of My New Play; Bring A Friend... If You Have One.

The Most Revolutionary Invention Of The Nineteenth Century Was The Artificial Sterilization Of Marriage.

I Am Very Subtle; But Man Is Deeper In His Thought Than I Am. The Woman Knows That There Is No Such Thing As Nothing: The Man Knows That There Is No Such Day As Tomorrow. I Do Well To Worship Them.

The Mathematician Is Fascinated With The Marvelous Beauty Of The Forms He Constructs, And In Their Beauty He Finds Everlasting Truth.