Very Few Of My Characters Are Totally

God Bless The American Spectator.

Oh, God, Puppy Dog Eyes. From A Six-foot-five Ancient Viking Vampire.

Maybe She Was Being So Hoity-toity Because She Didn't Have Her Own Fairy Godmother.

A Piece Of Happiness Should Never Be Taken As Due.

Angelic Sookie, Vision Of Love And Beauty, I Am Prostrate That The Wicked Evil Maenad Violated Your Smooth And Voluptuous Body, In An Attempt To Deliver A Message To Me. -eric