Venison And Venery Defeated Me.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.

Epitaph On A Scolding Wife By Her Husband: Here My Poor Bridget's Corpse Doth Lie, She Is At Rest - And So Am I!

When I See Nothing Annihilated, And Not Even A Drop Of Water Wasted, I Cannot Suspect The Annihilation Of Souls Thus Finding Myself To Exist In The World, I Believe I Shall, In Some Shape Or Other, Always Exist; With All The Inconveniences Human Life Is Liable To, I Shall Not Object To A New Edition Of Mine; Hoping, However, That The Errata Of The Last May Be Corrected.

If Men Are So Wicked As We Now See Them With Religion What Would They Be If Without It?

Sloth, Like Rust, Consumes Faster Than Labor Wears, While The Used Key Is Always Bright.