Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.

The Heartbreak Of Runaway Corruption, Abuse Of Power And Indefensible Criminality By Our Government And Media Should, Must Inspire All Good We-the-people Americans To Wake The Hell Up From The Embarrassing Curse Of Apathy And Start Demanding Constitutional Accountability From Our Elected Employees. How Radically Non-sheep Of Me.

Fortunately, As It Pertains To Guns, My Dad And Uncle Introduced Me To Guns The Way It Needs To Be Done: Smart, Slow And Safe.

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.