Utopia's Quite Another Land; In Her Enterprising

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.