Use Your Ears To Record And Your

Use Your Ears To Record And Your Eyes To Video.

I Would Like, With The Sun Shining Through The Window On A Crisp Early-autumnal Mid-morning, With A Sufficiency Of Monster Cappucino Flowing In My Veins To Prompt Minimal Sentience, To Declare My View For The Record That Drummer Jokes Are A Cruel And Pernicious Form Of Humour Introduced To The World By Under-humoured Persons Lacking In Sensitivity And Concern For Other Drummers.

The Plot Details Of B Movies Are Irrational: Accept That People Do Things That Are Contradictory, Against Their Own Best Interests, Have Short Term Aims & Limited Attention Span, And Do Incredibly Stupid Things While Things Blow Up. Apart From Things Blowing Up, This Is Just Like The Music Industry.

Michael Giles The First Drummer Of King Crimson, Never Agreed To The Name King Crimson. But Then, If You'd Knew Michael, You Would Know He Didn't Agree To The Album Cover Either. So Maybe Michael Didn't Agree To The Point Of Definition With Many Things.

I Recommend My Students Not To Be Professional Unless They Really Have To Be. I Tell Them, 'if You Love Music, Sell Hoovers Or Be A Plumber. Do Something Useful With Your Life.'