Unusual Weather For New York City. Today

Hookers In Times Square, God Bless 'em, Are Offering A Mitt Romney Special. For An Extra $20 They'll Change Positions.

You Have Kim Jong Il, And You Have His Brother, Menta Lee Il.

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Has New Balloons This Year Including The Pillsbury Doughboy Balloon And The First Openly Gay Balloon. Also The Thomas Tank Engine Balloon, And They Even Have The Ebola Nurse Balloon.

I've Had Nothing But Great Friendship To Help Me Through This.