Until I Am Ready To Lose Weight,

Critic's Delight: Scolding The Mighty Dead.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Complainers Change Their Complaints, But They Never Reduce The Amount Of Time Spent In Complaining.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

To Make A Thought My Own, I Must Think It Often.