Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never

Charity Does Not Like Arithmetic; Selfishness Worships It.

In Middle Age, I Practiced Feeling Old, But The Real Thing Has Been A Rude Surprise.

The Modernist Writers Found Despair Inspirational.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

I Have Forgiven You. Nevertheless, Begone!