Universal Truths Have Become An Embarrassment, But

Rescue Someone Unwilling To Look After Himself, And He Will Cling To You Like A Dangerous Illness.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Whatever Is Spoken Of Acquires A Certain Existence.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.