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With A Decrease In The Number Of Pirates, There Has Been An Increase In Global Warming Over The Same Period. Therefore, Global Warming Is Caused By A Lack Of Pirates. Even More Compelling: Somalia Has The Highest Number Of Pirates And The Lowest Carbon Emissions Of Any Country. Coincidence?

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