Two Wrongs May Not Make A Right,

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.

I Still Feel Pangs Of Remorse Over An Insidious Habit I've Had Since I Was A Teenager. About Three Times A Week, I Attend Estate Auctions And Make Insulting, Low-ball Bids For Prized Heirlooms Until I'm Asked To Leave.

The Cowboy's Defense Has More Holes In It Than Ronny Milsapp And Jose Feliciano After A Game Of Lawn Darts.

Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Wrong.

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.