Two Things Do Me In: One's Chocolate

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

I Have A Fierce Eating Disorder That Has Survived Even Bariatric Surgery. I Got Even Fatter After That! Hey, Maybe Fat People Are Just Trying To Get Closer To Others, Did Anybody Ever That Of That?!

Humanity Is A Failed Experiment, But I Think I'm God And I'd Like To Start Over. I Don't Want To Die, I Just Want Everyone Else To. I Certainly Would Not Be Lonely. It Would Be Exciting Never Having To Listen To Another Person Again But Just My Own Self Droning On And On. That's Why I Write A Blog. And I Read It, Too.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

Experts Say You Should Never Hit Your Children In Anger. When Is A Good Time? When You're Feeling Festive?