Tut, Tut, Looks Like Rain

How Long Does Getting Thin Take?

The Average Man Finds Life Very Uninteresting As It Is. And I Think The Reason Why Is That He Is Always Waiting For Something To Happen To Him Instead Of Setting To Work To Make Things Happen

I Was Walking Along Looking For Somebody, And Then Suddenly I Wasn't Anymore.

If You Live To Be A Hundred, I Want To Live To Be A Hundred Minus One Day So I Never Have To Live Without You.

Brains First And Then Hard Work.