Truth - Something Somehow Discreditable To Someone.

Setting Aside The Vast Herd Which Shows No Definable Character At All, It Seems To Me That The Minority Distinguished By What Is Commonly Regarded As An Excess Of Sin Is Very Much More Admirable Than The Minority Distinguished By An Excess Of Virtue. My Experience Of The World Has Taught Me That The Average Wine-bibbler Is A Far Better Fellow Than The Average Prohibitionist, And That The Average Rogue Is Better Company Than The Average Poor Drudge, And That The Worst White-slave Trader Of My Acquaintance Is A Decenter Man Than The Best Vice Crusader.

There Is No Record In Human History Of A Happy Philosopher: They Exist Only In Romantic Legend.

In Every Woman's Life There Is One Real And Consuming Love. But Very Few Women Guess Which One It Is.

I Write In Order To Attain That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk.

After All, All He Did Was String Together A Lot Of Old, Well-known Quotations.