Truth Is Beauty

Kuh-laire, Is Cam A Fattening Girl Scout Cookie Layered With Peanut Butter And A Chocolate Coating? No. Then Dont Make Him A Tagalong!

The Confusing Lesson Whipped Frankie's Anger Into Something She Had Never Felt Before. It Was Like An Emotional Meringue - The Airy Feeling Of Loneliness Topped With The Hard Crisp Of Injustice. Yet Its Taste Was Far From Sweet.

Never Slam A Car Door. According To The Westchester Elite, It's A Heinous Crime, As Heartless As Kicking A Puppy.

A Burrito Is A Delicious Food Item That Breaks Down All Social Barriers And Leads To Temporary Spiritual Enlightenment.

Uh, I Thought Dvds Werne't Allowed At My Sleepovers. They're Not. Then Why Am I Watching The Lady And The Tramp?