True Friendship Is Self-love At Second-hand.

We Are Thankful For Good-will Rather Than For Services, For The Motive Than The Quantum Of Favor Received.

To Be Remembered After We Are Dead, Is But Poor Recompense For Being Treated With Contempt While We Are Living.

The Most Learned Are Often The Most Narrow Minded.

Humour Is The Making Others Act Or Talk Absurdly And Unconsciously; Wit Is The Pointing Out And Ridiculing That Absurdity Consciously, And With More Or Less Ill-nature.

It Is Hard For Any One To Be An Honest Politician Who Is Not Born And Bred A Dissenter.