Troubles Are Like Babies - They Only

Quality, Not Quantity, Is My Measure.

Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are Apt To Draw Their Steel Upon Their Best Acquaintances.

Humor Is The Harmony Of The Heart.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

Religion Is In The Heart, Not In The Knees.