Troubles Are Like Babies - They Only

Patience Is The Strongest Of Strong Drinks; For It Kills The Giant Despair.

Rogues Are Prone To Find Things Before They Are Lost.

Man Owes Two Solemn Debts--one To Society, And One To-nature. It Is Only When He Pays The Second That He Covers The First.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.