Trouble Seems To Follow Me Around, Waiting

And Thus Charles Found Himself Wandering Around A Hotel, Trailing Federal Agents As He Held A Cardboard Coffee Cup Holder In Each Hand, Instead Of Out Killing Misbehaving Werewolves.

Some People Are Like Slinkies.they Aren't Really Good For Anything, But They Still Bring A Smile To My Face When I Push Them Down A Flight Of Stairs.

To Make Great Art, You Had To Expose Your Soul, And Some Things Should Be Left Safely In The Dark.

Sometimes Broken People Stay Broken.

I Hope This Means You'll Quit Asking Me To Kill You. It Gives Me Indigestion.