Trouble Is Said To Be Good For

I Don't Want To Die. I Think Death Is A Greatly Overrated Experience.

He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains Fell Out.

Mothers Have A Habit Of Proving Right Except You Don't Find That Out Until You're The Age Your Mother Was When She Gave You The Advice.

About All You Can Do In Life Is Be Who You Are.

Happiness Is Pretty Simple: Someone To Love, Something To Do, Something To Look Forward To.