Touch My Children And I Will Eat

I'm Bi-winning. I Win Here, I Win There.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."

I Know That Sounds Arrogant, But You Can't Not Be Special And Have A 30-year Career.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.