Touch My Children And I Will Eat

Defeat Is Not An Option. Period. The End.

I'm Sorry, Man, But I've Got Magic. I've Got Poetry In My Fingertips. Most Of The Time - And This Includes Naps - I'm An F-18, Bro. And I Will Destroy You In The Air. I Will Deploy My Ordinance To The Ground.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

It's Quite Fitting That Slash Is Getting A Star On The Very Street Axl Rose Will One Day Be Sleeping On.

Dying Is For Fools. I'm Proud Of What I Created. I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed People To Things They Would Never See In Their Normal Lives.