Touch My Children And I Will Eat

It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets Broken.

I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed Them To Something They're Never Otherwise Going To See In Their Boring, Normal Lives. And I Gave That To Them. I May Forget About Them Tomorrow, But They'll Live With That Memory For The Rest Of Their Lives. And That's A Gift, Man.

Defeat Is Not An Option. Period. The End.

There Was A Reason My First Substantial Role After Rehab Was To Play A Maniac Whose Personal Story Ended Badly. I Knew What It Was Like To Go Those Dark Places. I Played A Guy Who Died As A Result Of His Abuse.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.