Touch My Children And I Will Eat

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

Look What I’m Dealing With, Man, I’m Dealing With Fools And Trolls.

Defeat Is Not An Option. Period. The End.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.