Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

Do I Understand This Right? I'm Being Marked Down?

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

Marriage Is Such Hard Work. And It's Full Of Rage And Real Human Drama.

I Do Look Upon All Of Life As An Episode - Which Is Why The People Around Me Are Probably On Guard!