Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

My Mother Would Only Let Us Go To The Musicals.

When I Finally Did Stop And Look At My Life, I Realized That I Had Done What I'd Set Out To Do. In My Pitiful Little Way, I Had Climbed The Mountain I Had Chosen. And There I Was, On Top.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

Rap Is Poetry Set To Music. But To Me It's Like A Jackhammer.

I Read A Comment That Made Me Think I Should Stop Singing For A While. And I Didn't Want To Stop Singing, Because It Was The Only Thing I Loved. At First I Thought, "maybe I'll Get Better And Eventually Please The Person Who Wrote About My Singing." But Then I Thought, "i Probably Will Never Please This Person. I Should Just Do What Pleases Me."