Too Soon, The Sun Will Rise.

I Had To Persuade A Dog To Swallow A Pill. I Twittered For Advice And I Got Suggestion After Suggestion. Most Of Them Didn't Work. 'put The Pill In The Sausage.' No - That Doesn't Work. 'cheese.' No. Then Someone Said: 'you Wrap It In Butter And It Will Slide Down.' I Tried It And It Worked! And I'd Learnt How To Give A Pill To A Dog Through The Magic Of Twitter.

Books Make Great Gifts Because They Have Whole Worlds Inside Of Them.

I'm A Fairly Undisciplined Writer.

Classic Authors Should Be Older Than I Am, And Wiser, And On-top Of All Their Deadlines.

Sister Mary Chose That Moment To Come In With The Tea. Satanist Or Not, She'd Also Found A Plate And Arranged Some Iced Biscuits On It.