Tolerance Is Only Another Name For Indifference.

The Ability To Quote Is A Serviceable Substitute For Wit.

It's Always Difficult To Make Conversation With A Drunk, And There's No Denying It, The Sober Are At A Disadvantage With Him.

A Man Ought To Work. That's What He's Here For. That's How He Contributes To The Welfare Of The Community.

The Normal Is What You Find But Rarely. The Normal Is An Ideal. It Is A Picture That One Fabricates Of The Average Characteristics Of Men, And To Find Them All In A Single Man Is Hardly To Be Expected.

Unfortunately Sometimes One Can't Do What One Thinks Is Right Without Making Someone Else Unhappy.