Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was

My Dad Didn't Graduate From High School, Ended Up Being A Printing Salesman, Probably Never Made More Than $8,000 A Year. My Mom Sold Real Estate And Did It Part Time.

Ralph Nader Is A Hero. I Know Ralph, And I Call Him Up Occasionally. He's Helped Me Out On A Couple Of Occasions When I've Given Speeches To Corporations Where He'd Have A Good... He'd Give Me Some Good Information.

My Dad Never Graduated High School. He Was A Printing Salesman. We Lived In A Two-bedroom, One-bath House In St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We Weren't Rich - But We Felt Secure.

Veterans Report That Service Dogs Help Break Their Isolation. People Will Often Avert Their Eyes When They See A Wounded Veteran. But When The Veteran Has A Dog, The Same People Will Come Up And Say, 'hi' To Pet The Dog And Then Strike Up A Conversation.

It's The Power Of The Almighty, The Splendor Of Nature, And Then You.