To Write Is Human, To Edit Is

The Greatest Mystery The Universe Offers Is Not Life But Size.

Any Game Looks Straight If Everyone Is Being Cheated At Once.

We Make Up Horrors To Help Us Cope With The Real Ones.

Humor Is Almost Always Anger With Its Make-up On.

So Okay - There You Are In Your Room With The Shade Down And The Door Shut And The Plug Pulled Out Of The Base Of The Telephone. You've Blown Up Your Tv And Committed Yourself To A Thousand Words A Day, Come Hell Or High Water. Now Comes The Big Question: What Are You Going To Write About? And The Equally Big Answer: Anything You Damn Well Want.