...to Win By One Is Enough.

My Most Brilliant Achievement Was My Ability To Be Able To Persuade My Wife To Marry Me.

The British Nation Is Unique In This Respect. They Are The Only People Who Like To Be Told How Bad Things Are, Who Like To Be Told The Worst.

Whenever I Feel The Need To Take Some Exercise I Lie Down Until The Feeling Goes Away.

War Is A Game That Is Played With A Smile. If You Can't Smile, Grin. If You Can't Grin, Keep Out Of The Way Till You Can.

This Wicked Man Hitler, The Repository And Embodiment Of Many Forms Of Soul-destroying Hatred. This Monstrous Product Of Former Wrongs And Shame.